








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3946 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3108 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3849 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3094 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $912,476 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meth0d | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | MYAGI | 65% | 95 |
| #3 | Rupe | 57% | 56 |
| #4 | da1thi | 56% | 208 |
| #5 | S10AN3R | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meth0d | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | MYAGI | 65% | 95 |
| #3 | Rupe | 57% | 56 |
| #4 | da1thi | 56% | 208 |
| #5 | S10AN3R | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | da1thi | 38 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | MYAGI | 13 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Rupe | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | S10AN3R | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | meth0d | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | da1thi | 686 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | MYAGI | 443 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #3 | S10AN3R | 153 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | meth0d | 107 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rupe | 93 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meth0d | +2.46 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | doyLE | +2.19 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | da1thi | +0.89 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | Rupe | +0.56 | 76 | 57 |
| #5 | MYAGI | -0.27 | 49 | 66 |





