








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 867 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2661 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2387 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2518 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2646 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,113,515 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 882 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ sewiX3- | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | 𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖘 | 63% | 35 |
| #3 | KoBi. | 62% | 78 |
| #4 | Nester (młody pago) | 61% | 49 |
| #5 | mehuツ | 61% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | doppelzzzzzzzzzz | 57% | 42 |
| #9 | Houdini13 | 56% | 45 |
| #10 | FØИIЦЦ | 55% | 157 |
| #11 | MichU | 51% | 75 |
| #12 | lipa | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FØИIЦЦ | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | URBN™ | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | 𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖘 | 7 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | KoBi. | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | ✪ sewiX3- | 5 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FØИIЦЦ | 468 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | mehuツ | 340 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | ✪ sewiX3- | 229 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | URBN™ | 207 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | MichU | 183 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1ss-- | +3.78 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | mehuツ | +2.96 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | KoBi. | +2.25 | 94 | 61 |
| #4 | doppelzzzzzzzzzz | +2.07 | 87 | 52 |
| #5 | FØИIЦЦ | +1.64 | 83 | 62 |





