








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2502 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1763 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1960 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1535 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,795 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 583 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Houdini13 | 48% | 25 |
| #9 | Miasty | 47% | 17 |
| #10 | MichU | 46% | 24 |
| #11 | FØИIЦЦ | 45% | 47 |
| #12 | lipa | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1ss-- | 18 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Nester (młody pago) | 11 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | FØИIЦЦ | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Kasiula♥ | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | 𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖘 | 3 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1ss-- | 225 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | FØИIЦЦ | 155 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Nester (młody pago) | 146 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | MichU | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Houdini13 | 63 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mehuツ | +4.40 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | chr1ss-- | +4.17 | 95 | 60 |
| #3 | FØИIЦЦ | +1.44 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | KoBi. | +1.29 | 94 | 66 |
| #5 | 𝕵𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖘 | +0.29 | 82 | 38 |





