








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 493 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10319 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7293 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7193 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8048 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,165,914 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | KoBi. | 49% | 111 |
| #10 | lipa | 48% | 64 |
| #11 | Houdini13 | 48% | 225 |
| #12 | FØИIЦЦ | 44% | 59 |
| #13 | Inwalida ♿ | 43% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doppelzzzzzzzzzz | 651 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | Houdini13 | 608 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | MMPH2O | 290 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #4 | FØИIЦЦ | 211 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | KoBi. | 196 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chr1ss-- | +3.93 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | KoBi. | +3.77 | 95 | 62 |
| #3 | doppelzzzzzzzzzz | +3.33 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | FØИIЦЦ | +2.53 | 85 | 61 |
| #5 | Abdul Wisi MuLacha | +1.76 | 68 | 63 |





