








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2691 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1904 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1479 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 683 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $608,110 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★CαяTєl 3D | 50% | 160 |
| #2 | Monczall | 47% | 250 |
| #3 | Typowy Adaś | 44% | 241 |
| #4 | Rysiek | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★CαяTєl 3D | 50% | 160 |
| #2 | Monczall | 47% | 250 |
| #3 | Typowy Adaś | 44% | 241 |
| #4 | Rysiek | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monczall | 29 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | ★CαяTєl 3D | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Typowy Adaś | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monczall | 452 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | ★CαяTєl 3D | 425 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Typowy Adaś | 407 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Rysiek | 54 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monczall | +3.28 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | ★CαяTєl 3D | +2.38 | 54 | 73 |
| #3 | Rysiek | -0.97 | 44 | 52 |
| #4 | Kos!@rZ | -2.06 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Typowy Adaś | -2.10 | 52 | 60 |





