








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 594 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3929 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3152 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1693 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2521 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $620,716 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thekingrenz | 79% | 58 |
| #2 | MiHawk | 79% | 19 |
| #3 | Vx | 75% | 24 |
| #4 | zui | 74% | 19 |
| #5 | sing genah kon | 72% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpicyWolfie | 8 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | sunn | 7 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | EnfieLd | 6 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | hanss | 6 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | bpv | 5 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thekingrenz | 209 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | bpv | 205 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | EnfieLd | 195 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | SpicyWolfie | 127 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #5 | sing genah kon | 88 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zui | +3.08 | 83 | 33 |
| #2 | sunn | +2.83 | 89 | 19 |
| #3 | thekingrenz | +2.79 | 82 | 69 |
| #4 | MiHawk | +2.71 | 90 | 49 |
| #5 | SpicyWolfie | +2.34 | 88 | 82 |





