








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 863 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3703 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3096 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3472 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2874 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,157,424 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crown | 74% | 70 |
| #2 | Chimzabzwe | 74% | 31 |
| #3 | GOO$E | 68% | 50 |
| #4 | OpTiC Gandhi | 66% | 64 |
| #5 | 𝒜𝓏𝓊 | 61% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒜𝓏𝓊 | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Chimzabzwe ■ ∕ | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | This Game Makes Me Happy | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Shrimp | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | GOO$E | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒜𝓏𝓊 | 354 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | crown | 316 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | Dhaibhsan | 227 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Shrimp | 146 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | OpTiC Gandhi | 132 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GOO$E | +4.23 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | OpTiC Gandhi | +2.99 | 37 | 54 |
| #3 | Jake | +2.45 | 66 | 55 |
| #4 | Chimzabzwe | +1.27 | 40 | 51 |
| #5 | Chimzabzwe ■ ∕ | +0.74 | 32 | 50 |





