








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4881 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2089 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2665 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3893 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,779,344 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 691 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GOO$E | +6.04 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | Jake | +5.28 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | Chimzabzwe | +4.12 | 45 | 53 |
| #4 | gobbledygook | +4.08 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | OpTiC Gandhi | +3.66 | 44 | 51 |





