








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 664 | 35% |
| Smokes | 482 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 465 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 271 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $151,629 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAPPERxDUCK |ßÄЯ| | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | SavVyVet07 | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Trash Panda | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Papi | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Notorious T.O.M. | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zekr0n | 27 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Papi | 16 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Notorious T.O.M. | 13 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Natrix8 | 9 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | DAPPERxDUCK |ßÄЯ| | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natrix8 | +1.23 | 34 | 43 |
| #2 | SavVyVet07 | +0.68 | 94 | 54 |
| #3 | Notorious T.O.M. | +0.33 | 41 | 56 |
| #4 | PeT1X' | -0.06 | 53 | 55 |
| #5 | DAPPERxDUCK |ßÄЯ| | -0.30 | 75 | 79 |





