








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1189 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1027 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1024 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 850 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $298,324 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1nessd | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | arles | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | C A T | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | Point-Hotline | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | PeT1X' | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1nessd | 52% | 48 |
| #2 | arles | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | C A T | 41% | 22 |
| #4 | Point-Hotline | 30% | 10 |
| #5 | PeT1X' | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arles | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Point-Hotline | 2 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | f1nessd | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | C A T | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | PeT1X' | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C A T | 77 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | arles | 76 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | f1nessd | 31 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | PeT1X' | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Point-Hotline | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arles | +2.89 | 73 | 47 |
| #2 | Point-Hotline | +0.41 | 69 | 48 |
| #3 | zekr0n | -0.02 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | C A T | -0.33 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | f1nessd | -0.87 | 69 | 35 |





