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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




705 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10090 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8453 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9239 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7171 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,594,714 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 478 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goober | 71 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Nik | 29 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | burger 166742361191142069666231 | 29 | 0.0168 |
| #4 | Uncle Dan | 26 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | anya ♡ | 26 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Will | +3.13 | 75 | 50 |
| #2 | YaBuoyJay | +3.05 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | Nik | +2.47 | 81 | 46 |
| #4 | g | +2.47 | 83 | 55 |
| #5 | Goober | +1.68 | 85 | 52 |





