








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 571 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 272 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10185 | 22% |
| Smokes | 13100 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 11329 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 11896 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,356,526 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krA | 55% | 394 |
| #2 | dragon | 54% | 125 |
| #3 | yen0M | 53% | 491 |
| #4 | cruzera | 53% | 327 |
| #5 | EXC3SS | 53% | 348 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙃𝙊𝙀 | 51% | 1040 |
| #7 | w1pe0ut | 50% | 199 |
| #8 | mrtN | 47% | 122 |
| #9 | mko | 45% | 220 |
| #10 | RAWnaldinho | 45% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙃𝙊𝙀 | 21 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | cruzera | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | krA | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | mko | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | mrtN | 11 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙃𝙊𝙀 | 4214 | 0.20 | 114 min |
| #2 | EXC3SS | 1533 | 0.21 | 34 min |
| #3 | cruzera | 1164 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #4 | yen0M | 1099 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #5 | krA | 956 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dragon | +3.43 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | cruzera | +2.74 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | w1pe0ut | +2.23 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | yen0M | +1.91 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | EXC3SS | +0.97 | 74 | 68 |





