








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4706 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3964 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5016 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4871 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,098,061 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apr0XX | 55% | 56 |
| #2 | cruzera | 53% | 203 |
| #3 | Xcellon3890 | 53% | 491 |
| #4 | EXC3SS | 53% | 102 |
| #5 | krA | 52% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙃𝙊𝙀 | 52% | 582 |
| #7 | dragon | 48% | 96 |
| #8 | w1pe0ut | 48% | 92 |
| #9 | mko | 46% | 101 |
| #10 | mrtN | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙃𝙊𝙀 | 13 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | cruzera | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Xcellon3890 | 6 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | mko | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Apr0XX | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙃𝙊𝙀 | 2126 | 0.18 | 57 min |
| #2 | Xcellon3890 | 1041 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #3 | cruzera | 670 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | krA | 467 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #5 | EXC3SS | 374 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dragon | +3.04 | 92 | 61 |
| #2 | cruzera | +2.31 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | yen0M | +1.53 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | w1pe0ut | +1.43 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | EXC3SS | +0.29 | 73 | 70 |





