








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 520 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1265 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 502 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 358 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,154 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAX | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Maestro89 | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | Dudu | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Legna | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | Vinsmoke | 51% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Forever Young | Lek Tau Cui | 50% | 22 |
| #8 | ga0u | 50% | 26 |
| #9 | V-God | 46% | 52 |
| #10 | Count Tools | 36% | 22 |
| #11 | Hachi Bee | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vinsmoke | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ga0u | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Forever Young | Lek Tau Cui | 2 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | V-God | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Dudu | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V-God | 124 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Vinsmoke | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | ga0u | 62 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Count Tools | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Forever Young | Lek Tau Cui | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fleance | +3.58 | 78 | 38 |
| #2 | Forever Young | Lek Tau Cui | +1.31 | 58 | 62 |
| #3 | Dudu | +1.18 | 89 | 52 |
| #4 | ga0u | +0.92 | 70 | 54 |
| #5 | V-God | +0.49 | 92 | 52 |





