








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 76 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1282 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1111 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 864 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1003 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $399,781 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | heroaoki | 51% | 79 |
| #11 | Bini | 47% | 15 |
| #12 | SoulStealer | 40% | 45 |
| #13 | ♋ VILAO ♛♛ | 35% | 20 |
| #14 | ZNN- | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tallys | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Andlk | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | ♋ VILAO ♛♛ | 5 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | heroaoki | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | SoulStealer | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andlk | 223 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tallys | 222 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | heroaoki | 146 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | SoulStealer | 118 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | 7 4 M p S | 99 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hiro | +4.36 | 54 | 68 |
| #2 | - uniT£ ✪ | +3.03 | 66 | 77 |
| #3 | oreH | +1.94 | 53 | 60 |
| #4 | heroaoki | +1.52 | 62 | 68 |
| #5 | ZNN- | +0.80 | 74 | 64 |





