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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1835 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2588 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2883 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2577 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,927,906 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Private | 48% | 149 |
| #9 | Facebraker | 47% | 98 |
| #10 | Winston Wolf | 47% | 58 |
| #11 | ★LUFTSCHNEEENGEL | 45% | 33 |
| #12 | [01] Tezo | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Madman | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Private | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | NICKNACK | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Winston Wolf | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Strike | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [01] Tezo | +2.14 | 67 | 74 |
| #2 | Escobar | +1.20 | 79 | 51 |
| #3 | Madman | +1.12 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | Facebraker | +0.56 | 67 | 71 |
| #5 | Deivil | +0.53 | 71 | 73 |





