








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 53 | 21% |
| Smokes | 62 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 85 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 51 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,515 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KEBU | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | fox | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | CLEDOSBURGLAR | 40% | 5 |
| #9 | ditt marmor | 33% | 3 |
| #10 | raisu | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEBU | 2 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | babagee | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Dany | 1 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | CLEDOSBURGLAR | 1 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ditt marmor | 25 | 0.39 | 1 min |
| #2 | Dany | 23 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | KEBU | 15 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | CLEDOSBURGLAR | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | kahjotyyppi | 4 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kahjotyyppi | +2.76 | 43 | 64 |
| #2 | Dany | +1.74 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | raisu | +1.64 | 42 | 55 |
| #4 | KEBU | +1.51 | 63 | 53 |
| #5 | ditt marmor | +1.46 | 53 | 69 |





