








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 864 | 48% |
| Smokes | 298 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 83 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 548 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $127,513 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | babagee | 38% | 32 |
| #11 | fox | 29% | 49 |
| #12 | kahjotyyppi | 27% | 11 |
| #13 | KEBU | 26% | 27 |
| #14 | ditt marmor | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dany | 75 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | ditt marmor | 41 | 0.36 | 1 min |
| #3 | KEBU | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | raisu | 27 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | Beis | 10 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KEBU | +5.26 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | Dany | +4.13 | 84 | 49 |
| #3 | ditt marmor | +3.90 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | Gravy | +3.48 | 78 | 48 |
| #5 | scoped | +3.38 | 63 | 46 |





