








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1120 | 38% |
| Smokes | 292 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1142 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 426 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $676,755 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr. sister fister | 10 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | Cykelsøren | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Mudie | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Krutzen | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Shyp3R | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cykelsøren | 273 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | Krutzen | 264 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Shyp3R | 258 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #4 | mr. sister fister | 107 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mudie | 79 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cykelsøren | +2.78 | 73 | 63 |
| #2 | Mudie | +1.30 | 82 | 31 |
| #3 | Moarten | +0.98 | 81 | 47 |
| #4 | margini | +0.86 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | Krutzen | -1.15 | 62 | 57 |





