








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 819 | 37% |
| Smokes | 649 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 386 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 347 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,915 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 743 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | f0cus | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Lunar | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | Krabby Patty | 50% | 62 |
| #6 | K1NGA | 50% | 88 |
| #7 | LIGHTNXNG | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NGA | 140 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Lunar | 70 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Krabby Patty | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | f0cus | 39 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | LIGHTNXNG | 24 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BENJYMIN.jps | +6.30 | 96 | 43 |
| #2 | f0cus | +2.19 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | Krabby Patty | +0.48 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | LIGHTNXNG | +0.43 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | K1NGA | -2.45 | 50 | 52 |





