








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3206 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1944 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1734 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 199 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1029 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $460,508 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | 61% | 62 |
| #2 | Anime | 57% | 187 |
| #3 | cudden | 53% | 58 |
| #4 | Tutelarbucket94 | 49% | 99 |
| #5 | EnV1 | 46% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tutelarbucket94 | 435 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | Anime | 261 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | cudden | 250 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | 132 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | EnV1 | 99 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | +4.14 | 65 | 56 |
| #2 | cudden | +2.52 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | ⛧ Rezty | +2.22 | 71 | 39 |
| #4 | Anime | +1.48 | 77 | 45 |
| #5 | EnV1 | +1.04 | 39 | 47 |





