








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 373 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 242 | 10% |
| Smokes | 552 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1133 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 385 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,116 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 515 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | rdla | 59% | 49 |
| #5 | jzumaki | 54% | 13 |
| #6 | bpbt | 53% | 111 |
| #7 | 城市炒锅 | 47% | 38 |
| #8 | jspec | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bpbt | 34 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | 城市炒锅 | 14 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | rdla | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | likwid | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bpbt | 577 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #2 | 城市炒锅 | 147 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | likwid | 120 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | swi | 113 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | rdla | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swi | +3.35 | 76 | 76 |
| #2 | jzumaki | +2.91 | 67 | 73 |
| #3 | jspec | +1.52 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | likwid | +1.35 | 71 | 72 |
| #5 | rdla | +1.20 | 76 | 65 |





