








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 414 | 28% |
| Smokes | 366 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 451 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 236 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $60,323 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CosmicTrout | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | ARAB THANOS | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Mr. Aziz | 54% | 61 |
| #4 | pondis | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | bumble bee really about it | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CosmicTrout | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | ARAB THANOS | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Mr. Aziz | 54% | 61 |
| #4 | pondis | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | bumble bee really about it | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Aziz | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | pondis | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | bumble bee really about it | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ARAB THANOS | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pondis | 168 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mr. Aziz | 162 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | bumble bee really about it | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | ARAB THANOS | 34 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | CosmicTrout | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Aziz | +5.58 | 92 | 55 |
| #2 | ARAB THANOS | +4.36 | 62 | 57 |
| #3 | pondis | -0.89 | 61 | 48 |
| #4 | woahhhhhhhhh he ju | -1.44 | 34 | 49 |
| #5 | bumble bee really about it | -2.94 | 37 | 31 |





