








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 203 | 22% |
| Smokes | 204 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 354 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 163 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $119,381 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TiikeriJukka | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | LateePatee CS.MONEY | 60% | 30 |
| #6 | Juhnu | 56% | 9 |
| #7 | Demon. <9 | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | condom king | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiikeriJukka | 5 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | Grilli2000 | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | LateePatee CS.MONEY | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Demon. <9 | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LateePatee CS.MONEY | 72 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Demon. <9 | 72 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | Grilli2000 | 51 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | TiikeriJukka | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | condom king | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demon. <9 | +3.33 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | Grilli2000 | +0.53 | 81 | 79 |
| #3 | Oskari (Virkapuhelin) | +0.09 | 70 | 57 |
| #4 | LateePatee CS.MONEY | -0.13 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | Petterikirahvi | -0.81 | 57 | 57 |





