








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
510 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,705 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 715 | 26% |
| Smokes | 695 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 752 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 543 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $60,516 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danny | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Real Römpsä | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | KIVI PAPI | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Demon. <9 | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | LateePatee CS.MONEY | 64% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiikeriJukka | 6 | 0.0202 |
| #2 | Bono | 2 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Oskari (Virkapuhelin) | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | BRAWN STRONGMAN | 1 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LateePatee CS.MONEY | 64 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Bono | 61 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | TiikeriJukka | 44 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | BRAWN STRONGMAN | 31 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #5 | Oskari (Virkapuhelin) | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRAWN STRONGMAN | +8.26 | 82 | 88 |
| #2 | Danny | +5.39 | 72 | 86 |
| #3 | Petterikirahvi | +4.30 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Demon. <9 | +3.91 | 75 | 74 |
| #5 | Real Römpsä | +3.40 | 75 | 63 |





