








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 661 | 31% |
| Smokes | 537 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 323 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 630 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,179,039 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiscy | 47% | 148 |
| #2 | DJ | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | FlyingTyger | 45% | 56 |
| #4 | Purple_Knight | 44% | 61 |
| #5 | Pesky | 43% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiscy | 228 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Yvng_Okidoke | 169 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | FlyingTyger | 138 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pesky | 107 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | DJ | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pesky | +4.52 | 84 | 28 |
| #2 | Wiscy | +2.03 | 69 | 57 |
| #3 | Cursed Ghoul | -0.55 | 50 | 26 |
| #4 | Yvng_Okidoke | -0.65 | 54 | 40 |
| #5 | Purple_Knight | -0.93 | 56 | 31 |





