








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 706 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3840 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3866 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4029 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2823 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,955 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axticy ζ | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | ✪This Is Odd | 66% | 88 |
| #3 | str0ofe | 59% | 192 |
| #4 | Krasnik | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | 7BM | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axticy ζ | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | ✪This Is Odd | 66% | 88 |
| #3 | str0ofe | 59% | 192 |
| #4 | Krasnik | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | 7BM | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | str0ofe | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ✪This Is Odd | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Axticy ζ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | 7BM | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | str0ofe | 484 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | ✪This Is Odd | 129 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Krasnik | 70 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | 7BM | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Axticy ζ | 23 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Axticy ζ | +1.89 | 74 | 42 |
| #2 | HoeKim420 | +1.12 | 44 | 73 |
| #3 | str0ofe | -0.43 | 57 | 63 |
| #4 | Krasnik | -0.78 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | ✪This Is Odd | -0.82 | 52 | 78 |





