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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,881 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 731 | 25% |
| Smokes | 729 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 799 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 622 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $396,469 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mike481 | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | tenski | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | espresso martini | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | yonji | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | Gabie | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tenski | 29 | 0.0563 |
| #2 | yonji | 18 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | Gabie | 18 | 0.0684 |
| #4 | mike481 | 3 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | espresso martini | 2 | 0.0129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tenski | 175 | 0.34 | 5 min |
| #2 | yonji | 104 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Gabie | 63 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | mike481 | 60 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | Shelby | 28 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabie | +5.17 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | tenski | +3.54 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | mike481 | +3.14 | 89 | 68 |
| #4 | Qwerto | +1.33 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | yonji | +1.32 | 70 | 61 |





