








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3666 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4141 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2873 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2892 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $642,342 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | porras | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | VE's | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | ProGriefer9000 | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | HydraFungus | 46% | 48 |
| #5 | OPwnrchild | 44% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OPwnrchild | 1060 | 0.26 | 27 min |
| #2 | markka01 | 349 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pixelin | 288 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | n0p0 | 206 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | VE's | 94 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VE's | +3.32 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | OPwnrchild | +2.71 | 68 | 69 |
| #3 | markka01 | +0.83 | 43 | 55 |
| #4 | HydraFungus | +0.15 | 41 | 43 |
| #5 | porras | +0.05 | 43 | 43 |





