








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
713 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 297 | 21% |
| Smokes | 331 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 340 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 422 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $383,633 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilentBang | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | blueraptor101 | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | _МОЗГОЛОМ89_ | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | Ken Carcium | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | Springuzz | 45% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | blueraptor101 | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | _МОЗГОЛОМ89_ | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | Ken Carcium | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | Springuzz | 45% | 69 |
| #6 | malowilson | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | malowilson | 12 | 0.0171 |
| #2 | Springuzz | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | _МОЗГОЛОМ89_ | 5 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | Ken Carcium | 4 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _МОЗГОЛОМ89_ | 123 | 0.28 | 0 min |
| #2 | SilentBang | 36 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | malowilson | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Springuzz | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Ken Carcium | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilentBang | +4.94 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | Springuzz | +2.97 | 81 | 9 |
| #3 | _МОЗГОЛОМ89_ | +0.39 | 66 | 14 |
| #4 | blueraptor101 | -0.09 | 19 | 7 |
| #5 | fakechi | -0.58 | 23 | 36 |





