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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 320 matches | ||
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




244 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3611 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3287 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2470 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1791 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,317,650 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 678 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaguerrx | 63% | 70 |
| #2 | frycat | 59% | 61 |
| #3 | 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | F1NNTANYL | 45% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaguerrx | 63% | 70 |
| #2 | frycat | 59% | 61 |
| #3 | 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | F1NNTANYL | 45% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1NNTANYL | 32 | 0.0296 |
| #2 | 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 | 16 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | frycat | 12 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | vaguerrx | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vaguerrx | 123 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 | 68 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | frycat | 22 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | F1NNTANYL | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1NNTANYL | +2.44 | 77 | 7 |
| #2 | frycat | +2.30 | 71 | 22 |
| #3 | keyツ | +2.19 | 57 | 35 |
| #4 | vaguerrx | +1.20 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓻 | -1.01 | 53 | 32 |





