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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1053 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3652 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4165 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2861 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3765 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,775,189 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paxic (交易) | 15 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | PanStyx | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | FeelsBoinkersMan | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Loading Dock | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Sad Sam | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paxic (交易) | 565 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | SeNp | 355 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | PanStyx | 275 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | IVN | 253 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #5 | Timbo | 209 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paxic (交易) | +4.59 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | アレックス | +4.39 | 79 | 51 |
| #3 | PanStyx | +0.31 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | SeNp | -0.13 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Tenkei | -1.14 | 66 | 31 |





