








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 655 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,602 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4072 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2785 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2695 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1050 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,551,496 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | アレックス | 21 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | FeelsBoinkersMan | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Sir. Cumference | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Bendik | 6 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | Loading Dock | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | アレックス | 526 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | FeelsBoinkersMan | 320 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Riksonic1 | 294 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sir. Cumference | 126 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Turtle | 110 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | アレックス | +6.35 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | Paxic (交易) | +5.83 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | REVAN THIS ASS | +2.34 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | Turtle | -1.33 | 38 | 54 |
| #5 | M1kk3- | -1.34 | 40 | 39 |





