








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 498 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1906 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1718 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2089 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1507 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $800,601 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -4- | 59% | 79 |
| #2 | 𝓹𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷 | 54% | 68 |
| #3 | char | 45% | 184 |
| #4 | bONGO | 44% | 88 |
| #5 | NiqqaBalls | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | NiqqaBalls | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | xiaojie | 40% | 20 |
| #7 | Frajer | 39% | 23 |
| #8 | ZawaWava | 38% | 73 |
| #9 | Guts | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | char | 38 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | -4- | 33 | 0.0208 |
| #3 | bONGO | 14 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Frajer | 7 | 0.0141 |
| #5 | 𝓹𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷 | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -4- | 377 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | char | 362 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | bONGO | 345 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | 𝓹𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷 | 117 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | ZawaWava | 68 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -4- | +7.33 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | Guts | +0.84 | 69 | 41 |
| #3 | char | +0.17 | 52 | 51 |
| #4 | DURK | +0.04 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | bONGO | +0.01 | 67 | 54 |





