








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 462 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1882 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2513 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2423 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 879 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,806,933 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frajer | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | -4- | 53% | 79 |
| #3 | 𝓹𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷 | 47% | 68 |
| #4 | DURK | 45% | 184 |
| #5 | bONGO | 44% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | DURK | 45% | 184 |
| #5 | bONGO | 44% | 93 |
| #6 | Guts | 42% | 31 |
| #7 | ZawaWava | 35% | 63 |
| #8 | NiqqaBalls | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -4- | 38 | 0.0234 |
| #2 | bONGO | 23 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | DURK | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Frajer | 12 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | 𝓹𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DURK | 444 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | bONGO | 367 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | -4- | 353 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | Frajer | 103 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | 𝓹𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷 | 100 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -4- | +6.81 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | bONGO | +0.70 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | Guts | +0.24 | 69 | 41 |
| #4 | char | +0.11 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | DURK | -0.08 | 62 | 54 |





