








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 45 | 11% |
| Smokes | 102 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 176 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 96 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,606 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mischavg | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | DayDay | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Y0uM0mD0g | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | Prince | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | Padfoot | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koen02 | 2 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Major Naise | 1 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Y0uM0mD0g | 1 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | yvo_duh | 1 | 0.0167 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prince | +5.28 | 96 | 24 |
| #2 | Y0uM0mD0g | +4.42 | 91 | 65 |
| #3 | Koen02 | +3.19 | 50 | 43 |
| #4 | Padfoot | +1.41 | 62 | 59 |
| #5 | NotaBear | +0.57 | 68 | 13 |





