








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3527 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2931 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3592 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3021 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,178,151 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nignog | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | 愚者 | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Le022-calibr8 | 56% | 131 |
| #4 | nigden | 54% | 56 |
| #5 | moast rog deat | 53% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le022-calibr8 | +3.74 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | moast rog deat | +2.56 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | BatBatTits *CS.MONEY skinhub.com | +0.97 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | nigden | -0.20 | 42 | 49 |
| #5 | 愚者 | -0.98 | 41 | 50 |





