








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 436 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2121 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3438 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2139 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2584 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,616,702 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 98 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BatBatTits *CS.MONEY skinhub.com | 57% | 35 |
| #2 | nignog | 55% | 71 |
| #3 | Le022-calibr8 | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | we getting real bizarre | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | moast rog deat | 51% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | we getting real bizarre | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | moast rog deat | 51% | 146 |
| #6 | ⅌︎ äqu1no | 48% | 197 |
| #7 | nachi | 37% | 19 |
| #8 | nigden | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⅌︎ äqu1no | 21 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | moast rog deat | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | nignog | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | BatBatTits *CS.MONEY skinhub.com | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | nigden | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moast rog deat | 613 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | ⅌︎ äqu1no | 404 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | BatBatTits *CS.MONEY skinhub.com | 131 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | nignog | 115 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Le022-calibr8 | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le022-calibr8 | +4.65 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | moast rog deat | +1.95 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | BatBatTits *CS.MONEY skinhub.com | +1.19 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | ⅌︎ äqu1no | +0.78 | 78 | 51 |
| #5 | 愚者 | -0.30 | 36 | 51 |





