








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 909 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1921 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 590 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1058 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $955,164 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUSTLR | 52% | 64 |
| #2 | DanZ3r0 | 48% | 145 |
| #3 | panty dropper 5000 | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | sunny | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUSTLR | 52% | 64 |
| #2 | DanZ3r0 | 48% | 145 |
| #3 | panty dropper 5000 | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | sunny | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanZ3r0 | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | HUSTLR | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | sunny | 4 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanZ3r0 | 178 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | sunny | 99 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | HUSTLR | 89 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | panty dropper 5000 | 42 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | champagne papi jiggy | +3.94 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | sunny | +2.99 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | HUSTLR | -1.20 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | panty dropper 5000 | -2.64 | 51 | 43 |
| #5 | DanZ3r0 | -3.23 | 42 | 45 |





