








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




114 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5009 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3618 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7286 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3710 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,121,469 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rosalie | 59% | 73 |
| #2 | oExiiT | 55% | 95 |
| #3 | RaZze | 54% | 554 |
| #4 | Lukyjako96 | 53% | 113 |
| #5 | MrAquilus | 52% | 355 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | oExiiT | 55% | 95 |
| #3 | RaZze | 54% | 554 |
| #4 | Lukyjako96 | 53% | 113 |
| #5 | MrAquilus | 52% | 355 |
| #6 | Baddel | 50% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaZze | 34 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | MrAquilus | 28 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Baddel | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Lukyjako96 | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | oExiiT | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaZze | 2139 | 0.19 | 59 min |
| #2 | MrAquilus | 495 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | Rosalie | 193 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | oExiiT | 114 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lukyjako96 | 40 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaZze | +2.55 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | ✪ nKs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #M&N | +2.04 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | Baddel | +0.95 | 80 | 38 |
| #4 | Rosalie | -0.11 | 55 | 50 |
| #5 | Lukyjako96 | -0.25 | 51 | 33 |





