








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3951 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 373 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 270 matches | ||
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
22660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 64,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24494 | 38% |
| Smokes | 17962 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 12666 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9631 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,072,754 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4196 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabianChippix | 60% | 110 |
| #2 | Rosalie | 55% | 440 |
| #3 | Baddel | 54% | 486 |
| #4 | ✪ nKs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #M&N | 54% | 554 |
| #5 | oExiiT | 53% | 381 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rosalie | 55% | 440 |
| #3 | Baddel | 54% | 486 |
| #4 | ✪ nKs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #M&N | 54% | 554 |
| #5 | oExiiT | 53% | 381 |
| #6 | MrAquilus | 47% | 723 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ nKs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #M&N | 97 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | MrAquilus | 63 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Rosalie | 28 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | oExiiT | 25 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Baddel | 17 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ nKs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #M&N | 1132 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #2 | Rosalie | 1088 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #3 | MrAquilus | 1017 | 0.07 | 22 min |
| #4 | oExiiT | 584 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #5 | FabianChippix | 262 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaZze | +2.95 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | ✪ nKs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #M&N | +1.91 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | Baddel | +1.31 | 83 | 34 |
| #4 | FabianChippix | +1.18 | 73 | 65 |
| #5 | Rosalie | +0.16 | 65 | 54 |





