








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 53 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,705 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 450 | 26% |
| Smokes | 535 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 309 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 411 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,850 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Browniee | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | N1ck_3k | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | chuckyqueso | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | oRiaKu | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | MakoTaco | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | N1ck_3k | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | chuckyqueso | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | oRiaKu | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | MakoTaco | 50% | 32 |
| #6 | Уточка | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MakoTaco | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ck_3k | 160 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | chuckyqueso | 115 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Browniee | 82 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | MakoTaco | 74 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | oRiaKu | 18 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oRiaKu | +2.01 | 72 | 47 |
| #2 | Browniee | +0.95 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | N1ck_3k | +0.70 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | EVOLCGonTWITCH | +0.07 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | MakoTaco | -0.66 | 57 | 60 |





