








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1230 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1134 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1030 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 933 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $591,128 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K4lari | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | R10VALENCE | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | ExoTic aKx-Torpedo | 57% | 197 |
| #4 | madlöf | 50% | 107 |
| #5 | PpPpPp ~Drillaren??? | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExoTic aKx-Torpedo | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | PpPpPp ~Drillaren??? | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | K4lari | 2 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | R10VALENCE | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExoTic aKx-Torpedo | +2.28 | 78 | 53 |
| #2 | Lope | +2.16 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | madlöf | +0.85 | 85 | 67 |
| #4 | PpPpPp ~Drillaren??? | -1.20 | 78 | 46 |
| #5 | R10VALENCE | -1.54 | 52 | 57 |





