








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1101 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1006 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1250 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 466 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $613,323 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K4lari | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Lope | 57% | 197 |
| #3 | Farmors Ägghalvor | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | R10VALENCE | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | madlöf | 50% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lope | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | PpPpPp ~Drillaren??? | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | madlöf | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | K4lari | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | R10VALENCE | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lope | 237 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | madlöf | 213 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | maxad | 187 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | R10VALENCE | 146 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #5 | Farmors Ägghalvor | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ExoTic aKx-Torpedo | +2.10 | 78 | 53 |
| #2 | Lope | +1.75 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | madlöf | +0.82 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | maxad | -1.19 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | PpPpPp ~Drillaren??? | -1.53 | 77 | 45 |





