








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 894 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 409 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




258 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8621 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4255 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6682 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2516 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,308,502 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | just keep swimming | 47% | 533 |
| #6 | @brothernaidu on ig | 46% | 183 |
| #7 | Naidu | 44% | 59 |
| #8 | Mitth | 42% | 90 |
| #9 | >:| | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | just keep swimming | 102 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | @brothernaidu on ig | 43 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Mitth | 42 | 0.0230 |
| #4 | co | 35 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | >:| | 15 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | just keep swimming | 1940 | 0.18 | 49 min |
| #2 | co | 950 | 0.23 | 26 min |
| #3 | techuu | 609 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #4 | @brothernaidu on ig | 586 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | Mitth | 440 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | just keep swimming | +2.35 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | Nathan the Pastaman | +2.05 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | co | +1.29 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | techuu | +1.03 | 74 | 51 |
| #5 | @brothernaidu on ig | +0.86 | 70 | 53 |





