








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2704 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 631 matches | ||
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16666 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18602 | 34% |
| Smokes | 11498 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 14510 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 10666 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,514,331 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skaproodle | 85% | 178 |
| #2 | Minter` # Commend` | 81% | 124 |
| #3 | *Ariel | 81% | 351 |
| #4 | WayToToilet | 81% | 186 |
| #5 | Barry Allen :) | 81% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙾 | 17 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | ☪Vatonz | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | 1001 | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | 𝚔 𝚒 𝚟 𝚊 | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | doggo | 9 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙾 | 2733 | 0.14 | 69 min |
| #2 | ☪Vatonz | 966 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #3 | *Ariel | 960 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #4 | 𝚔 𝚒 𝚟 𝚊 | 897 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #5 | skaproodle | 614 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | +3.84 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | Barry Allen :) | +3.78 | 85 | 74 |
| #3 | skaproodle | +3.57 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | sliverplay | +3.18 | 87 | 58 |
| #5 | *Ariel | +2.44 | 80 | 66 |





