








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 589 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9863 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12061 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9319 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10727 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7353 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,412,704 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 865 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sonata | 1216 | 0.14 | 31 min |
| #2 | doggo | 1010 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #3 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | 521 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #4 | *Ariel | 405 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #5 | WayToToilet | 358 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moooks | +3.49 | 87 | 40 |
| #2 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | +2.82 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | RatcHetzシ | +2.72 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Sonata | +2.66 | 80 | 67 |
| #5 | sliverplay | +2.65 | 89 | 58 |





