








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 555 matches | ||
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Renown | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4664 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5233 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6351 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5305 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,542,587 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 821 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Conrick | 51% | 72 |
| #9 | 2kbambusleitung | 50% | 58 |
| #10 | Juxtaism | 49% | 215 |
| #11 | mooZ^ | 44% | 72 |
| #12 | PULLINSKI | 41% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DragoNツ | +3.88 | 83 | 81 |
| #2 | Conrick | +1.11 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | WEEDsFed|GER| | +1.10 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | lind | +1.06 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | 2kbambusleitung | +0.99 | 81 | 75 |





