








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3973 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3360 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2284 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3392 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,428 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johni | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | ♦Kingly♦ | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | Scrapee | 59% | 83 |
| #4 | Donta1123 | 53% | 117 |
| #5 | Swaz | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johni | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | ♦Kingly♦ | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | Scrapee | 59% | 83 |
| #4 | Donta1123 | 53% | 117 |
| #5 | Swaz | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Donta1123 | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Scrapee | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ♦Kingly♦ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scrapee | 384 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #2 | Donta1123 | 255 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | ♦Kingly♦ | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Johni | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Swaz | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MDC 医者 | +1.28 | 66 | 74 |
| #2 | Scrapee | +0.70 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | Johni | -0.15 | 76 | 51 |
| #4 | ♦Kingly♦ | -0.43 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | Donta1123 | -1.82 | 59 | 55 |





