








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 700 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Esplay | 24 matches | 2,094 | |
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4074 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3179 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2783 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2788 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $485,404 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stian.K | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | Hegg3N | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | will | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Topgunner83 | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stian.K | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | Hegg3N | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | will | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Topgunner83 | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | will | 75 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Hegg3N | 55 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | stian.K | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Topgunner83 | 23 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyRoyaza | +2.48 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | Topgunner83 | +0.34 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | stian.K | -0.00 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | Hegg3N | -1.13 | 57 | 71 |
| #5 | will | -1.41 | 70 | 73 |





